and most of them are crazy, random, entertaining and anonymous so I’m going to choose a few to post. Enjoy!

I say fill Boston Harbor with a layer of oil and light it on fire for New Years 2011. What a glorious tribute to our lord and saviour, Aquaman. Alright!

you spend so much time bloggin, i wonder how you ever have time to make love to a thug in da club. This is probably my biggest problem in life.

Is it socially acceptable to choose ‘Doctor’ instead of “Mister” when you’re having things shipped to you that way the mailman thinks you’re as cool as you feel? I sure hope so, or else I’m doing it wrong.

What’s better than roller-disco? Answer: nothing, except butterflies in the morning above a waterfall adjacent to a quaint new england village whose main export is steel and steel accessories. Oh.

which of the following can you not live without? treos, oreos, nude sunbathing. I choose TREOS.

when will senor coney make a comeback in your life? RIP Senor Coney. I should tell his story on here one day.

One time I got a boner during a physical. Just sayin. That’s hot.

As President would you flood the Grand Canyon, fill it with whales and then dump our deceased into the canyon to feed the aforementioned whales as a means of effectively disposing of our deceased while farming whales that could be used to feed the living and supply blubbler to fuel our lamps? That would be my second act as President. my first would be to have a room in the White House turned into an icebox so I could have penguins.

Please consider naming three of your favourite Apples to Apples cards, preferably in descending order. Do you want me to just consider naming them or actually name them Anyways, they are, in descending order: baked potatoes, Anne Frank, charging rhinos.

ericyumyum asked: What was your favorite childhood game to play? Does chasing girls around the playground count? I did a lot of that. Also, the first Mario game for NES.

thisisalisha asked: WHY DID YOU SHAVE THE BEARD? The island demanded a sacrifice.

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