at least once a month, I check your IMDb page to see if you’re working on anything new, and then get a little bummed when I see nothing new. Today, this excited me:
The idea for a project that he alluded to oscillated around the idea of making a movie that existed as a palindrome. In other words, the film could be viewed forwards and backwards but still be understood in both ways. He explained using a hot dog metaphor.
A woman feeds her husband a hot dog for dinner, and he asks for mustard. She replies that she’ll buy it tomorrow. In one scenario, she’s really nice to her husband. In the reverse, she’s really fucking with his head. It’s all in the marketing.
Hoping this happens (though I’ll go see anything you write/direct/produce),
Crit
I got this card in the mail yesterday from “Jon Moosehorn” in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. It says:
Dear Christina,
Get well soon! All the boys miss your booty shake & lap dances! You were the only one of us without a c-section scar. Bambi is dating ‘The Situation’ again & I’m pregnant! (lucky #13) Hope your swine flu goes away real soon & you pick up your hours at the strip club again.
Love,
Jordan and all the other girls at the other side
xo xo xxx & one more o
The right side says “warm holiday wishes,” to which he wrote:
Sorry! We’re all ugly strippers & had to buy discount cards, just pretend it says “get well, biatch!”
Mandatory video of the day: Zach Galifianakis’ monologue from SNL last night.
Today I went out for breakfast at the North End Diner with Alex and he ordered “banana split pancakes,” which consists of pancakes buried under fresh strawberries, bananas, pineapples and whipped cream. YUM.
typelouder asked: http://iloveyoutumblrbook.tumblr.com/post/393025409/i-love-crit-because-hes-super-cute-and-super
LOL look what i found
WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE? Kinda creepy…uh, I mean, yeah, go me! I’m glad you think I rule, random person!
ROGER, HOW/WHY DID YOU FIND THIS?
you should watch the piece Jon Stewart did on ChatRoulette and then watch Zach Galifianakis’ interview on Jimmy Fallon.
Both aired last night. Both are hilarious.
You’re welcome.
Anonymous asked: Would a gloryhole be an awesome Halloween costume or not? Yeah? Okay! Doing it! Walking around in a cardboard box with a hole cut out and a dildo sticking out of it. I'll say trick or dick, bitches and all the bitches will be like 'mmmm, i pick the dick' which is kind of like a treat, so maybe i should just say 'trick or treat?'
Godspeed, sir.






