Okay, awesome. Thanks. Here’s the deal.
Sometimes I get a text and it’s not from the person I wanted it to be from.
Sometimes I think I feel my phone vibrate only to look at it and see that it didn’t actually vibrate.
I like people that text back instantly.
I’m above the age of 9 and I still wake up early on Christmas morning.
I’m probably willing to risk salmonella to eat raw cookie dough.
*dramatic pause*
But guess what? I don’t need to join a Facebook group to prove these things.
I also don’t care how many people have to join to make some random thing that has nothing to do with me happen.
I’m glad we had this talk.
Now cut it out.




